Ten years as Professional Escorts, keeping it SSC: Safe, Sane & Consensual. We WLTMU! First timers &/or experienced players welcome. We enjoy the following escort service activities with MEN only. We don't meet couples as a couple. 

If you're a MF couple seeking the company of a reliable Male Escort, Straight or Bi, ask for Geeze solo. Incalls, Outcalls, Bespoke bookings Nationwide

RATES in £GBP

Any money paid is for our time & companionship only. Whatever else that may occur if & when contact is made is a choice between consenting adults over the age of 21

Round trip travel up to 80 miles included in our Northern Escort Outcall rate, IE 40 miles out from Darlington England. So if you're looking for an escort couple & you want a home or hotel outcall in any of the following locations, pick up the phone: Stockton-On-Tees, Middlesbrough, Hartlepool, Redcar, Saltburn-By-The-Sea, Whitby, Stokesley, Yarm, Bishop Auckland, Durham, Washington, Gateshead, Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, Newcastle Airport NCL, South Shields, North Shields, Whitley Bay, Scotch Corner, Northallerton, Ripon, Harrogate, Appleby, Kirkby Stephen & all places in-between. All major hotel chains covered, discreet escort service to Hilton Hotels, DoubleTree, Jury's Inn, Mariott Hotels, Premier Inn, Travelodge, Hampton by Hilton, AirBnB, Motel One, IHG hotels, Ramada Encore, Radisson Blu Hotels, Holiday Inn, Holiday Inn Express, Crowne Plaza, Hotel Indigo, Copthorne Hotels, Signature Hotels, Independents as well as Serviced Accommodation in the North East. 

Places further afield, up to 80 miles from Darlington, we'll happily visit, just ADD £50 to the rates above and be sure to book before 5-30PM for a meeting up to 9-30PM start time the same day >>> Mature Escort Outcalls to hotels and homes across an area including York, Hull, Doncaster Rotherham Barnsley & Sheffield in South Yorkshire, Leeds, Wakefield Halifax & Huddersfield West Yorkshire, Blackpool, Blackburn Bolton Preston & Lancaster Lancashire, Manchester Central, Penrith Workington Barrow-In-Furness & Carlisle Cumbria, as well as all places in-between. Destinations further than 80 miles out from Darlington: please go to 'Bespoke Bookings'. 

Calls cost the equivalent of 1.50 GBP per minute. Must be pre-arranged. Click the Text or Call  buttons below to book XXX chat. Short notice LIVE 121 adult chatline bookings accepted between 0700 & 2100 London Time.

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QUESTION: 'So what difference does it make to me that you're a 'Professional' Escort Couple?

ANSWER: A lot! Having been in the industry for a number of years we know a good proportion of service providers are amateurs just out for themselves and to make a fast buck with little interest in delivering a quality experience or value for money. These people often boast how 'filthy' and 'slutty' they are, while charging similar rates to ourselves. Often, we get to meet these escorts' clients, eventually, once they've decided to move on after a less than savory experience. In many cases those 'escort's' advertised limits, in reality, turned out to be quite low, their conversation and life experience limited, and frequently they'll be working from home or premises and/or in areas that 'leave a lot to be desired'. We believe that if you're paying good money for a service provider's time, then confidentiality and safety are top of the list; you deserve to be treated as a paying customer instead of some-one who merely helps to feed a habit; the transaction should be conducted in a business-like but friendly fashion from the moment of booking to the moment you bid your farewell, and that you are entitled to expect that the escort DOES ACTUALLY DO what they say on the tin! It is for those reasons, that we have set out below a list of things to look for which should help you to sort the wheat from the chaff. It doesn't mean we're 'up ourselves', it means WE CARE. 

Working as a professional escort couple means we live or die by our performance 'on the job' as it were. It's not possible to make a living in this game from one-offs. Professional Escorts (by definition people who make their entire living from the 'oldest profession') need repeat clients to survive the quiet periods; which in turn means we have to deliver a fantastic experience. So take a minute to check out the volume, quality and recencey of feedback; you'll see its up there with the best in the business. 

Being Professional Escorts means we constantly monitor incoming messages from around 0700 till about 2100 daily Monday - Friday. So don't send us a message asking us about meeting later in the morning...then walk away from your computer and not check for a reply until the afternoon!!! We will normally respond within minutes. If not, then we will likely be in a meeting or on the road, in which case we'll still reply, usually within an hour.

Being Professional Escorts means we work at it FULL TIME either directly, or indirectly. We basically live sleep and breathe Adult Work. So just like anybody else, we like our weekends off, and we like to go to bed at night, so don't waste your time sending silly texts or messages at 2 in the morning asking if we're available. We'll give 100% during our stated hours of work, nothing more, nothing less. YES, we do work some weekends...please check NEWS BAR ticker on the gateway page for up to date info.

Being professional escorts means we are on the radar of the authorities. Which means we have gone to a great deal of trouble to cover EVERYTHING YOU WOULD EVER NEED TO KNOW on this website & its links. So please don't be calling us about fees for our companionship, or about 'what we do'.....talking about those things over a phone-line is ILLEGAL and un-necessary!

Being Professional Escorts mean we have years of experience and can very quickly sort the wheat from the chaff. What do we mean by that? Invariably, the guys who meet us all have one thing in common other than a penis. They have taken the trouble to read the profile, then called us to book with no silly questions, no endless texting or messaging, and without pages of scripted role-play requests....you see....we know that there are many sad folk out there who get off just from writing us or texting us without the balls to ever meet. 

If you insist on texting us to ask 'if or when we are available' then we will ignore it or simply ask you to call. WHY? Because our availability changes by the minute....in this business it is often 'feast or famine' & we NEVER meet anyone without a brief phone chat first.

Its not unusual for several guys wanting us on the same day at the same time, then there's other days where we're checking to see if the phone's still working its that QUIET! There is no rhyme nor reason as to why that happens, though the more time goes by the more of a pattern emerges... its quite often closely associated with the 'mood' or the 'vibe' in the country at large, a feel good or not, kind of factor. If you follow us on social media or our blogs you'll see we are very much in tune with current affairs, business and politics...we are constantly evaluating our market and ways we can maintain our position as leaders not followers. 

Being Professional Escorts means we take great care and pride in our appearance. You see, we never know within a 12 hour day WHEN we'll be called. It's unrealistic to expect us to sit by a phone all ready to meet at a moments notice. We need a bare minimum of an hour to get ready, WHY? Because we need to shower which includes 'douching' (don't know what we mean by douching? then google it or don't ask for anal), we need to dress appropriately, Minx needs time for make-up/hair to a high standard....guys, think about it...isn't that the very least you'd expect from a professional escort? 

Being Professional Escorts means we're always prepared to expect the unexpected. So we can cope with pretty much anything out there. From Armageddon to an EXTREME meet to a nervous vanilla first-timer...we have the skills to match. We prefer to meet only with guys over 40, simply because less than 2% of guys under 40 ever turn up (TRUE) plus, we have difficulties empathizing with Millennials....the difference in attitude is so very marked and in stark contrast to GenX'ers and Boomers, and not somewhere we want to be. That doesn't mean we're old fashioned far from it...we are right up to speed with social media, modern life, marketing, web technology etc, its just the reliability and experience factors which come into play. We're interested only in people who'll turn up, people that show some respect for us, who are looking for a sensual experience; and for that matter, people who have the life experience behind them to actually recognise and appreciate what a sensual experience is.  

Being Professional Escorts means our own sexuality is constantly evolving...our own limits change over time. We understand that by contacting us you are in effect inviting us into your own private little world and fantasy, we respect that, and we shall do everything in our power to turn that fantasy into reality for you, and into an experience you'll want to repeat over and over.

Being Professional Escorts means this is OUR JOB. It's not about 'what we are into'. It's about us delivering what YOU WANT. Quite possibly you'll ask us for something we're not really personally 'in to' however, we're perfectly capable of delivering that experience seamlessly and without any hint of it 'not being for us'. That is a trait of a truly professional escort. What we most enjoy is meeting new people and delighting them by delivering them an amazing experience.

'Professional' Escort Couples sometimes means two independent escorts who get together and work occasionally as a 'couple', they're not REAL LIFE. And it shows, through all too often a disjointed/mediocre/amateurish performance! Rest assured, we are a 100% loved up & genuine 'live together' couple of 15 years, engaged, but not yet married for legal reasons.  You'll see that we work very well together as a sexually intuitive team, surely something you would expect when making a date with a couple?

Being Professional Escorts mean we always act in a discreet and Professional manner, but that doesn't mean we're not friendly! Far from it! We have a lifetime of experience behind us including some calamitous & traumatic events, so we are well able to put you at ease and break the ice in seconds! We know that you may well be in a relationship and/or a high profile job so discretion is imperative. We've had clients been 'found out' by angry wives, HOW? Because amateur escorts have texted them at inopportune times, usually touting for business, and the wives have intercepted or seen the text. Rest assured this will NEVER happen with fun50couple. We will only ever text you immediately after a missed call, OR, if its by prior permission and we know you. Hotel Outcalls? We love them...but again discretion is paramount both for us and for you. We have hotels that actively promote us because they know we are discreet, professional, and we bring them quality business. So don't expect to see Minx in thigh high PVC boots, leather mini skirt, gaping blouse with make-up applied by a trowel. Expect instead, a classy looking woman, in heels, fashionably but tastefully dressed. If its winter, look out for a mid-length to long coat, and we'll leave you to imagine what may or may not be underneath. He will be in smart semi-business attire complete with brief case. (full of toys and consumables for safe sex)

Being Professional Escorts means sadly we have to put all this stuff on the site, due to ever increasing numbers of idiots and time-wasters. If you are not in that category and you genuinely want to meet us with a minimum of fuss, then you'll understand this is necessary and you'll not be offended. We are not being arrogant and saying we are the best and the only show in town. There are hundreds of people out there who could be compatible and who could easily light your fire! BUT....your problem is finding them. Life is short, and time is PRECIOUS, we'll let our feedback do the talking, and your feet do the walking...to our door, contact us NOW and we'll SEE YOU SOON, Luv fun50couple xx 

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