About Us...


Us & You

Do you wonder what it would be like to be with a kinky mature MF escort duo? Well wonder no more & stop tormenting yourself! Life's short, pick up the phone & let's meet. #JustDoIt 

As a Couple

We've been together for over 16 years & are engaged to be married. Both of us are young for our age, outgoing, intuitive & naturally sexy. We enjoy what we do. We are in no way 'victims' as many who knock the 'oldest profession' would have you believe. Our own erotic thresholds are constantly evolving. There's no need to be shy or nervous.  We know what buttons to PRESS to give you an amazing experience; the proof can be seen in our escort reviews going back 10 years. Our meetings range from gentle exploration/soft play, to hard core domination from the two of us, including 'alternative activities' aka fetish, & all things in-between. Some men see us for a 'one off' & a tick on the bucket list, while others are on a journey. It's not uncommon for us to meet with men we've known for years, men who lead a double life, hidden from the ones they love, but a very necessary component of their being, ensuring they remain fulfilled, & able to cope in today's mad world. For most folk, sexuality is fluid, & however 'certain' you might feel about your feelings today, things can, & often DO change. Who knows where one might be, months or years ahead? 


She's a Scot, fun, easy-going & straight, currently with raven hair style prompting some men to comment on her likeness to American singer songwriter & fellow 'bad girl' Joan Jett. A curvy size 16/32E, Minx has a sunny personality & a 'glass half full' mentality. She enjoys friendly flirtatious banter, while at the same time remaining 100% professional, so don't be worried about nerves...they'll soon be forgotten about within minutes of meeting. 


He's English & originally from Northampton, educated but down to earth, with a body years younger than his age; respectable 'down below' with above average endowment. He is passionate about Adult Work & pens a popular escort lifestyle & men's sexuality e-zine called NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS. Geeze keeps fit as a competitive water skier & occasional bodyboarder. He lives an ostensibly straight life, but has been bisexual since childhood. Masculine & 'non scene' he can play 100% str8 if that's what's expected. On the other hand Geeze can be FULL ON bisexually, top or bottom, with very high limits and is a heavy cummer. There are very few MF escort couples in the UK with a truly versatile, fully bi male. In reality, most 'bisexual escort couples' only the females are bi; reading between the lines often reveals the guys to be no more than orally or manually bi, or not even bi at all, so do your homework! Read more...


So What Now?

There are scores of escort couples working up & down the country, most of them part time amateurs....nothing wrong with that. We on the other hand are experienced Full Time Escorts. To find out more about what this means for you, read more HERE. fun50couple are service providers to all kinds of men from every background imaginable, with different levels of experience, needs & wants. In general our valued escort clients fall into 8 categories: 









We get asked all the time 'What are you guys in to?'

As professional escorts, its not about us, it's all about YOU. Any of the activities listed we are happy to indulge in! We may (privately) like some more than others, but that is for us to know & you to wonder, rest assured, you'll NEVER KNOW. Every meet is different, even with repeat clients, & our primary aim is to have FUN & deliver upon your expectations

Straight Men

If you’re looking for a straight PSE (porn star experience) with Double Penetration, Anal, CIM and lots of howling moaning and animalistic B/G sex then we are not the couple for you.  So If you identify as an ALPHA MALE swinger type aka God's Gift to Women & Sex, then please move on, swiftly. But if you consider yourself a sensual player genuinely interested in ensuring everyone has a GOOD TIME, we’re happy to meet.  Some guys just 'like to watch' before maybe joining in and that's 100% OKAY. Standard meets are an hour +. For pure voyeurs we offer 30 minute incalls or car meets at locations around the North East.  Click button to call! 

Bi-Curious Men

Bi-curiosity doesn't mean you're at the first stop on the way to GayTown! Many men yearn to explore same sex desire. It’s not uncommon, it simply means you’re open-minded & ‘sex positive’  You’d probably consider a meet with a gay male escort a step too far...and that’s OK!  Far better and more comfortable to explore your sexuality in the presence of, and with active encouragement FROM, a kinky, sexually liberated female.  We start off how YOU WANT, and if it’s not for you, we simply revert to an MFM style meet or you can finish with Minx solo. Always bear in mind: NO CONNECTION equals NO ERECTION! Communication is key. 

Bisexual Men

 Many ‘curious’ guys turn into Bi guys though some, including Geeze, are naturally bisexual from birth. There’s a lot of debate right now about whether it’s a genetic thing. If you’re fully Bi & looking for MMF fun with a sexy likeminded couple we'd LTMU. Geeze is fully versatile & a bit of a Switch. Being ‘jam in the sandwich’ is on many guys’ wildest fantasies list. Alternatively you may crave intercourse with a hot-wife while simultaneously giving oral to a guy...again, all we can say is you’ve cum to the right page. fun50couple make dreams come true. It's a TOUGH JOB, but someone has to do it. Ha! So click on the button & make that call! 


Did you know that the term ‘cuckold’ is the most searched for term when it comes to Phone Sex? So it goes without saying it ranks near the top of many men’s fantasies. Cuckolding can be mild or wild. It may be the cuck sitting in the corner of a room masturbating while watching his significant other being serviced by a bull then cleaning up afterwards. It may be more intense, where the cuckold helps to stimulate the stud beforehand, then gets under the couple to watch and lick at very close quarters, followed inevitably by a cream pie. Or perhaps you'd like to drink her 'squirt'? Does that ‘float your boat’? Get in touch.


Submission is a sub-category of BDSM. Often the ‘Bi thing’ fits in well with the lifestyle of a sub but it’s not a given. A sub takes delight in pleasing their dominant, elevating their partner’s needs above their own. It is not uncommon for people with huge responsibilities to find solace in a D/s situation which may be fleeting, temporary or indeed permanent. We list captain’s of Industry, people in Government, senior Police & Council officers,  serving & ex-military amongst our clients, most seeking scenarios ranging from roleplay to humiliation & degradation; you need to email us with details of what works for you and how you think we can help. We've a professionally equipped playroom with a ton of equipment guaranteed to quicken the heartbeat, Dare you submit?

CD's & Sissies

6 out of 8 of our ‘categories’ overlap to a degree, & no more so than Subbies, Sissies & CD’s. Feminisation is usually achieved through cross dressing & attention to makeup, nails, hair/wigs etc. Minx is an expert at feminising men; 30-35 minutes is all she needs to transform the most macho of guys into something way more alluring. It doesn’t stop there though, with some 'gurls' desperate to go 'all the way'. Other meetings are mild with newcomers to the scene content to ‘just wear panties’ or ‘stockings’; many men get off on the feel of nylon against skin. Then there are the trysts we ADORE….with convincing CD’s you'd never suspect were male;  CD’s are fun & erotic with a capital E, so if you’re a 'Dave' by day & Davina by night or something similar we wanna hear from you….


We’re not ones to belong to any ‘scene’ and we’re not particularly gregarious so the likes of ‘fetlife’ or ‘fabswingers’ are DEFINITELY NOT OUR THING. So we don’t pretend to be hardened BDSM’ers. But you don’t have to practise all facets of the ‘lifestyle’ to enjoy kink. Minx in particular got drawn to the World of Femdom & studied the subject in depth, including mentorship from two of London’s top Pro Dommes. Building dungeons was a dream we talked about 10 years ago; Fast forward to NOW, and we’ve built our own. It's fully soundproofed, & features high spec equipment including a full size bondage bed, suspension sling & pendulum, low bench, confinement cage, stocks, a throne, a whipping bench, A frame + a ton of toys including E-Stim power boxes & electrodes; the list goes on AND we’re adding to it all the time.  The whole place exudes an air of quiet luxury & calm, come see for yourself. 

Phone Sex

Talking dirty on the phone is one of our faves. People tell us they can’t see what the attraction is. That’s because they’ve never got off on it, invariably due to most phone sex providers ripping you off with lengthy intros & disinterested chat girls. Good phone sex people are hard to find, and frankly, one needs to have a lot of EXPERIENCE of SEX to make it happen IE to give genuine pleasure culminating in a Happy Ending. Not many couples have enjoyed intimacy with numbers of men running well into four figures. We’re not boasting, we’re just saying that’s a hell of a lot of SEXTIME we can draw upon to ‘paint you a picture’ within a minute or so of you calling. There’s nothing we like better than hearing a man moan & groan, lost in the moment, before crying out as he lets go close to the phone. Great phone sex can’t be faked. All YOU have to do is to get tissues, get comfy & dial. Pay by FP transfer or crypto.

'Looking for a kinky MMF or MFM threesome experience?' 

 From mild to WILD, we can satisfy your dirty desire. Short notice escort duo bookings welcome across the NORTH EAST, YORKSHIRE, CUMBRIA EAST areas. Let's have FUN together! 

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'Looking for a kinky MMF or MFM threesome?'  Darlington incalls, escort outcalls across THE NORTH EAST, YORKSHIRE & CUMBRIA areas. Let's have FUN! 

There are LEGAL IMPLICATIONS for us working escort incalls in the UK as a couple so WE WILL NOT DISCUSS SEXUAL SERVICES OR FEES for incalls over a phone besides, everything you could possibly want to know can be found within this comprehensive adult work website. Please take time to browse through it before making contact to inquire about availability. If you call us be aware that either of us may answer, so don't hang up!  If you haven't the balls to talk over the phone, you're unlikely to turn up on the day! If we don't answer it means we're working & can't talk, or you're flagged as a time-waster, nuisance caller, or some other undesirable.  WE WILL NEVER TEXT YOU FOR REASONS OF CONFIDENTIALITY except immediately after a missed call. You can also email us through the site. We promise a FAST RESPONSE, so be sure to check back for a reply soon after.  We don't meet under 40's unless you can convince us you're mature and serious, backed up by escort feedback + a sensible email at the very least ~  If you are disabled then you must make that fact known to us when calling or risk being turned away when meeting. No foreigners except US, Canadian, South African, Scandinavian, sorry, it's our personal choice. 

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